妹妹學(xué)英語(yǔ) 雙語(yǔ)笑話
小妹妹念“hands(音:漢子),hands”，“two hands(偷漢子)。
他爹聽完就止不住的皺眉，一大早就聽見閨女要偷漢子，心想怪不得聽說(shuō)外國(guó)人開放，書上都這么寫。
小妹妹繼續(xù)讀“hands，hands，two hands(偷漢子)”。
最后一句，差點(diǎn)沒把老漢氣歪過(guò)去，小妹妹高聲朗讀“俺還未偷漢子”(i have two hands)。歡迎來(lái)論壇分享更多：
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