趣味圖片英語笑話：big tentacles 大觸手（雙語）
I feel so inadequate and unsexy, when I feel someone in the magazines or in the movies , with big tentacles ... What kind of implants do you offer?
我覺得不夠又無聊,當我感到在雜志或電影上的人有大觸手時……你們能提供什么樣的植入物?
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