第1405期英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)：Friend for Dinner
Friend for Dinner
Honey, said the husband to his wife, I invited a friend home for supper.
What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess, I havent been shopping, all the dishes are dirty, and I dont feel like cooking a fancy meal!
I know all that.
Then why did you invite a friend for supper?
Because the poor fools thinking about getting married.
請(qǐng)朋友吃飯
“親愛(ài)的，”丈夫?qū)ζ拮诱f(shuō)：“我邀請(qǐng)了一位朋友回家吃晚飯。”
“什么？你瘋了嗎？我們的房子亂糟糟的，我很久沒(méi)有買(mǎi)過(guò)東西回來(lái)了，所有的碗碟都是臟的，還有，我可不想做一餐累死人的晚飯。”
“這些我全都知道。”
“那你為什么還要邀請(qǐng)朋友回來(lái)吃晚飯？”
“因?yàn)槟莻€(gè)可憐的笨蛋正考慮要結(jié)婚呢。”
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