那樣我就可以每天換一個了。
妻子和丈夫談話，他一天到晚總是看報紙，妻子抱怨說：我要是報紙就好了，那樣我就可以天天在你手里了。
丈夫說我也希望那樣，那樣我就可以每天換一個了。
Wife talking to her husband，who reads newspaper all day: I wish I were a newspaper so I'll be in your hands all day.
Husband: I wish that too, so I could change you daily.
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