男人們制定的“婦女守則”（系列5）

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We guys always hear the rules from our women. Here are Our rules. Note all rules are numbered #1 on purpose.
我們男人總是聽到自己女人制訂的規則，以下是我們的規則。注意！所有的規則都被列為“第一”，這是有意的。

#1 A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.
第一條：頭痛若持續17個月一定是有問題。要去看醫生的。

#1 Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact all comments become null and void after 7days.
第一條：我們半年前說過的話不能被用在現在的爭論中。事實上，所有說過的話七天后就失效了。

#1 If something we said could be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.
第一條：如果我們說過的話可以被解釋成兩種意思，而其中一種意思會使你悲傷或者憤怒，那么我們應該選取另一種“解釋”。

（源自《看幽默故事學英語》通訊員廈門大學魏紅心供稿英語點津陳蓓編輯）

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