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• 他們是來送我的朋友。

  There were three professors at the railway station. They were deep in conversation. The train had just arrived, but they did not notice it. Then the guard shouted, "Take yo...

  2018-11-28 英語笑話

• 你到處都很漂亮。

  江青會見外賓,要求翻譯要嚴格按她的意思翻,不許走樣。外賓一見到江青,立刻拍馬屁道:"Miss Jiang, you are very beautiful." 翻譯照翻,江青心花怒 放,嘴上還要謙虛一下:“哪里,哪里”...

  2018-11-30 英語笑話

• 雙語趣味英語：只含一個單詞的英語句子 （4）

  Satisfied? —— 滿意嗎？ Shhh... —— 噓... So so! —— 馬馬虎虎！ Someday! —— 改天吧！ Speaking! —— (打電話時)我就是！ Still? —— 仍是這樣？ Stingy! —— 小氣鬼！ Stop! ——...

  2018-11-29 英語笑話

• Two young boys 雙語 笑話

  Two young boys were spending the night at their grandparents'. At bedtime, the two boys knelt beside their beds to say their prayers when the younger one began praying...

  2018-11-25 英語笑話

• Angry Mummy Bear生氣的熊媽媽(雙語)

  英語幽默笑話30秒Unit2：Angry Mummy Bear生氣的熊媽媽(雙語)生氣的熊媽媽Baby bear goes downstairs and sits in his small chair at the table . 熊寶寶走到樓下坐在他的小餐桌椅上。 He...

  2018-11-30 英語笑話

• 視力訓練有新招-英漢英漢雙語笑話

  visual training 視力訓練 the squad（班，小隊） were having "visual training". one smart recruit（新兵，招募） was asked by the officer to count how many men composed a digging party in a distant field. t...

  2018-10-30 英語笑話

• 一個徐娘半老的女演員去看醫生

  A senile actress went to see a doctor. The doctor : “How old are you?” The actress said: “ Twenty-two.” So the doctor scribbled down on her case h...

  2018-11-29 英語笑話

• 英漢幽默故事選讀【134】

  The Nice Wedding Gift　　We attended the wedding of an acquaintance's son. Because we did not know the young man or his bride, we decided to send them a practical household gift, a fire extinguish...

  2019-01-06 英語笑話

• Clarinet

  　　Clarinet單簧管　　When I played with a symphony orchestra, our union reached an agreement with a major airline about which instruments we could carry on board, and which had to be shipped as l...

  2018-12-28 英語笑話

• 三個愿望

  3 Wishes　　A junior manager, a senior manager and their boss are on their way to a meeting. On their way through a park, they come across a magic lamp. They rub the lamp and a ghost appears. The...

  2019-01-07 英語笑話