英漢雙語笑話62
What a world of pathos in this： A barren room，illkempt children，a worn out patient wife，a dissolute husband，and weak．
“Mary， you ought to have married a better man．”
“John， I did．”
一個好一點兒的男人
一個何等沮喪的情景：空蕩蕩的屋子，臟兮兮的孩子，精疲力竭逆來順受的妻子，自甘墮落的丈夫，還十分虛弱。
“瑪麗，你真該和一個好點兒的男人結婚。”
“約翰，我是這么做了。”
2.
A society youth writes ironically to the young lady in the case：“Dear Miss Smith， perhaps you remember I proposed to you last night， and I do not now recall whether you said yes，or no．”
“Dear George， I remember I said‘no’ to someone last night， but I had forgotten who it was．”
我忘了那人是誰
一個社交界的青年給一位年輕女士挖苦地寫道：“親愛的史密斯小姐，您也許記得我昨晚向您求婚，但我現在記不起您到底是答應了還是沒答應。”
“親愛的喬治，我記得昨晚是對一個人說了‘不’，但忘了那人是誰。”
3.
John D．Rocke feller， the wellkn own millionaire，gave away millions， but he himself was very mean about small sums of money． One day he went to stay at a hotel in New York and asked for the cheapest room in it． He said，“I am staying here alone and only need a small room．”
The manager showed him into a room and said，“This is our smallest and cheapest room，” and added，“but why do you choose a poor room like this？ When your son stays here， he always has our most expensive room ；yours is our cheapest．”
“Oh！ yes，”said Rockefeller，“but his father is a rich man；mine isn't．”
有錢的父親
著名的百萬富翁，約翰·D洛克菲勒，捐款達數百萬元，但他本人在小錢上卻非常節儉。有一天，他去住紐約的一家旅館，要旅館里最便宜的房間。他說：“我一個人住在這兒，只需要一個小房間。”
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