學哪個專業更適合--雙語幽默漫畫

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"You should major in Business,but minor in Zoology.You need to learn about the bears and bulls,but also the weasels,snakes,and jackasses!"

你應該學商務專業，而不是動物學專業。你需要研究熊和牛，鼬鼠、蛇和驢子。

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