外國最新英語幽默笑話精粹155：地鐵(中英)
A Yankee fan，a Met fan, and a blond are sitting together on the subway when the lights go out and the car goes completely dark. There’s a kissing noise, and then the sound of a really loud slap.
一名揚基隊的球迷，一名邁特隊的球迷和一位金發女郎坐在地鐵里。這時，地鐵里的燈突然滅了，一片黑暗。有一聲親吻的聲音，然后就是一個很響的耳光聲。
When the subway car's lights come back on, the blond and the Met fan are sitting as if nothing happened，and the Yankee fan is holding his slapped face.
當地鐵里的燈重新亮了以后，金發美女和邁特隊的球迷坐在那里，就像是什么都沒發生一樣，而那個揚基隊的球迷則捂著被打的臉。
The Yankee fan is thinking, "That Met fan must have kissed the blond and she swung at him and missed, slapping me instead.”
那個揚基隊球迷想:“一定是那個邁特隊的球迷親了那個金發美女，然后她沒打到他而打到了我。”
The blond is thinking, "That Yankee fan must have tried to kiss me, accidentally kissed the Met fan, and got slapped for it.”
那個金發美女在想:“那個揚基隊球迷一定是想親我，但意外的親到了那個邁特隊球迷，所以挨了一巴掌。”
And the Met fan is thinking; "This is great. The next time the subway car's lights go out, I’11 make another kissing noise and slap that Yankee fan again.
那個邁特隊球迷想:“這太棒了。下次地鐵燈再滅的時候，我就再弄一聲親吻的聲音，然后再去打那個揚基隊的球迷。”
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