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Excuse for Speeding
Harry and Lloyd were speeding down the road. A police car pulled them over.
‘Why on earth were you driving so fast？' the policeman yelled. 'Our brakes are no good-so we wanted to get there before we had an accident！'
超速的理由
哈里與勞埃德超速行駛，一輛警車攔住了他們。
“你們?yōu)槭裁撮_那么快？”警官喊道。
“我們的剎車不好，因此我們想在發(fā)生事故前趕緊到達目的地。”
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