三條理由

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　　Teacher： Stone， give me three reasons why you know the Earth to be round.

　　Stone： Ma says so， Pa says so， and you say so！

　　老師：斯通，說出三條理由來證明地球是圓的。

　　斯通：媽媽是這么說的，爸爸是這么說的，你也是這么說的。

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