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        治療頭痛

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        A Cure for a Headache

        One day a man went into a chemist's shop and said, "Have you anything to cure a headache?"

        The chemist took a bottle from a shelf,held it under thegentle man's nose and took out the cork.The smell was so strong that tears came into the man's eyes and ran down his cheeks.

        "What did you do that for?" he said angrily,as soon ashe could get back his breath.

        "But that medicine has cured your headache,hasn't it?"said the chemist.

        "You fool," said the man,"It's my wife that has thehead ache,not me!"

        治療頭痛

        一天,一個人走進藥店,問道:“有治療頭痛的藥嗎?”藥 商從架子上取下一個瓶子,把它放到買藥人的鼻子下,然后 拔開瓶塞,藥味太強烈了,買藥人的眼睛里涌出了淚水,沿 著雙頰流下來。
        “你這是干什么?”買藥人剛剛恢復常態之后,憤怒地問。
        藥商說:“不過,這種藥卻治好了你的頭疼,不是嗎?”
        “你這個笨蛋。”買藥人說,“頭痛的是我老婆,不是我!”

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