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        最聽話的爸爸--雙語幽默笑話

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        a father of five children came home with a toy, summoned his children and asked which one of them should be given the present, "who is the most obedient(順從的) , never talks back to mother and does everything he or she is told?" he inquired.

        一位有五個孩子的父親帶著一件玩具回到家里,把孩子們召集起來問這件禮物該給誰。“誰最聽話,從不和媽媽頂嘴,讓干什么就干什么?”他問道。

        there was silence, and then a chorus(合唱,齊聲) of voices: "you play with it, daddy!"

        大家都不吭聲。過了一會兒,孩子們異口同聲地說:“爸爸,您玩吧。”
         

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