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        我沒哭但老師哭了啊!

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        The six-year-old John was terribly spoiled . His father knew it, but his grandma doted on him. He hardly left her side. And when he wanted anything, he either cried or threw a temper tantrum. Then came his first day of school, his first day away from his grandmother's loving arms.

        When he came home from school his grandma met him at the door.

        "Was school all right?" she asked, "Did you get along all right? did you cry?"

        "Cry?" John asked. "No, I didn't cry, but the teacher did!"

        六歲的約翰嬌生慣養(yǎng)。他的父親知道這一點,但他的祖母溺愛他。他幾乎不能離開她的身邊。當他想要什么東西的時候,他也哭了或者發(fā)脾氣。然后他來到學校的第一天,第一天他離開祖母的懷抱。當他從學校回家,他奶奶在門口接他。“學校怎么樣?”她問,“你過得好嗎?你哭了嗎?”“哭?”約翰問。”不,我沒哭但老師哭了啊!”
               

                                

            

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