描述尋找當中的出納員--雙語幽默笑話
there was a banker who attended a dinner party, and a friend said to him, "oh! i heard that your bank is looking for a cashier," and the banker said "yes, yes, we are, we are." and then the friend said, "but i thought you just hired one a few weeks ago."
晚宴上，有位銀行家坐在那兒，他的朋友問他：“我聽說你們銀行在找一位出納，是嗎？”銀行家回答：“是的，我們是在找。”朋友說：“不過你們幾個禮拜以前不是已經請到一個人了嗎？”
so the banker replied, "yes, yes, indeed, we did. that's the one we're looking for now."
銀行家說：“我們確實是雇用了一個人，而我們現在就是在找這個人。”
so the friend said, "can you describe him? what does he look like?" and the banker replied, "well, he is about five feet tall and (we're about) one hundred thousand dollars short."
那個友人說：“你說說看他長什么樣子？”銀行家回答：“他是五尺（無恥）之士，身長（藏）十萬。”
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