恩愛的夫妻--雙語幽默笑話
an old couple went into a restaurant and ordered something to eat: one coca cola and one portion of french fries. the old man sat down and the woman, his wife, sat opposite him, and he began to divide the coca cola into two glasses, half for him and half for his wife.
有一對老夫婦到速食店去，叫了一罐可樂和一份薯條。然后他們面對面坐下來，那位老先生先把可樂分成兩杯，一杯給他自己，另一杯給他太太。
he divided all the french fries half-and-half. he gave half to his wife and kept half for himself. then he began to eat and drink,and the woman just drank but didn't eat.
接著他又將薯條分成兩份，一份給他太太、一份給自己。然后他開始吃薯條、喝可樂，但是他的太太只是喝可樂，不吃薯條。
there was a young man who was standing next to the table and wondering why the old man had divided everything in half, and he thought that maybe they didn't have any money. he said to the old couple, "okay, i can buy you one more portion; you don't have to share like that."
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