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        小老頭的長壽秘方--雙語幽默笑話

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        a woman walks up to a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch(門廊).

        一位女士走向坐在門廊的椅子上搖動(dòng)的小老頭。

        i couldn't help noticing how happy you look, she says. what's your secret for a long, happy life?

        我無意中發(fā)現(xiàn),你是多么幸福,那女士說。你幸福而長壽的秘密是什么?

        i smoke three packs a day, drink a case of whiskey a week, eat fatty foods and never, ever exercise.

        我每天抽三包煙,每周喝一箱威士忌,吃高脂肪食品,而且從來不曾鍛煉。

        wow, that's amazing, says the woman. how old are you?

        哦,真神奇,女士說。你高壽?

        twenty-six.

        二十六。

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