趣味圖片英語笑話：lottery ticket 彩票（雙語）
why did you get a lottery ticket with all the wrong numbers on it? that's obviously the right numbers! what are you thingking?
你為什么選擇的號碼錯誤的彩票？這才是對的號碼！你到底想什么？
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