你為什么會這么關心那老太太呢？”

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Little Robert asked his mother for two cents.

"What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?"

"I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered.

"You're a good boy," said the mother proudly.

"Here are two cents more. But why are you so interested in the old woman?"

"She is the one who sells the candy."

小羅伯特跟媽媽要兩分錢。
“昨天我給的錢，你怎么花的？”
“我給了個窮老太太。”羅伯特回答。
“你是個好孩子，”媽媽高興地說，“再給你兩分錢?？赡銥槭裁磿@么關心那老太太呢？”
“她是個賣糖果的。”

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