讓我兒子買了兩磅李子
Mother: I sent my little boy for two pounds of plums and you gave him a pound and a half.
Shopkeeper: My scales are all right, madam. Have you weighed your little boy?
母親:我讓我兒子買了兩磅李子,你給了他一磅半。
店主:我的秤準確無誤,太太。你稱過兒子了嗎?
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