他們?nèi)チ嗽S多商店。
It was winter, and Mrs. Hermann wanted to do a lot of shopping, so she waited until it was Saturday, when her husband was free, and she took him to the shops with her to pay for everything and to carry her parcels. They went to a lot of shops, and Mrs. Hermann bought a lot of things. She often stopped and said, "Look, Joe! Isn't that beautiful!"
He then answered, "All right, dear, How much is it?" and took his money out to pay for it.
It was dark when they came out of the last shop, and Mr. Hermann was tired and thinking about other things, like a nice drink by the side of a warm fire at home. Suddenly his wife looked up at the sky and said, "Look at that beautiful moon, Joe!"
Without stopping, Mr. Hermann answered, "All right, dear, How much is it?"
嚴(yán)冬來臨，荷曼太太想采購(gòu)一大批東西，所以她就一直等到周六丈夫有空的時(shí)候，她拖著他去商店付錢連帶拎包裹。他們?nèi)チ嗽S多商店，荷曼太太買了一大堆東西。她經(jīng)常停下腳步說道：“看，喬伊!那個(gè)多漂亮!”
他總是回答：“好吧!親愛的，多少錢？”然后掏錢去付款。
他們從最后一家商店出來的時(shí)候夜幕已經(jīng)降臨，荷曼先生已精疲力盡了。他心里想著其它事情，比如在家里暖暖的火爐邊呷口美酒。突然他太太仰望天空，說道：“看那月亮多美，喬伊!”
荷曼先生不加思索答道：“好吧，親愛的，多少錢？”
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