趣味英語：追女孩英文情書必殺之幽默第三式
一個廣為流傳的關于王子變成青蛙的故事經常被講給孩子們聽。當青蛙請求一位公主吻他時，公主因為青蛙太丑而拒絕。但青蛙最終得到了親吻，變回了一個英俊的王子，然后公主答應嫁給他。這個故事蘊涵著一個強烈的寓意：外表漂亮有的時候不算數。當你聽到這個故事時，你有沒有開始幻想你就是那個王子，并且得到你的公主的吻呢？
幽默無痕第三式
范文摘要：
every beat of my heart, loudly cries yourname, i want so much to be with you, oh, please, please, feel thesame。
內心的每一次跳動，都在呼喊你的名字。我是如此渴望和你在一起，噢，希望你，希望你，能有同樣的感覺。
i am looking for a word. i am looking for a whole new word. iam looking for a word. i am looking for a word that nobody knows. iam looking for a word. i am looking for a word that says...that youare the best!
我在尋找一句話，我在尋找一句全新的話。我在尋找一句話，我在尋找一句沒人知道的話。我在尋找一句話，我在尋找一句話說……你是最好的！
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