看笑話學英語11:Skinny Dipping裸泳
聽笑話學英語:Skinny Dipping 裸泳
One day Jimmy went down to the pond for a dip, but before he could dive in he spied his teacher, Mrs. Smith, emerging from nude bathing.
Jimmy去池塘游泳，他扎猛子前剛好看到了他的老師，Smith小姐，從裸泳中冒出頭來。
When Mrs. Smith saw Jimmy, she grabbed the nearest object - which happened to be an old wooden box - and held it in front of her.
當Smith小姐看到Jimmy時，她趕緊抓過最近的一個物體---那碰巧是一個舊的木頭盒子，擋在自己前面，
"Young man, I know what you're thinking," she said.
說：“年輕人，我知道你在想什么！”
"And I know what you're thinking," replied Jimmy. "You're thinking that box has a bottom on it!"
“我也知道你在想什么，”Jimmy回答，“你一定以為這個盒子是有底的！”
英語單詞學習：
1 Skinny Dipping裸泳
eg：Today, I had to explain to my girlfriend why it is inappropriate for her to go skinny dipping with her male friends.
今天，我需要向我的女友解釋，為什么她不能和她的男性朋友一起去裸泳。
短語
Been skinny-dipping 裸泳
skinny-dipping 裸泳
Maybe Skinny Dipping 也許裸泳
WENT SKINNY DIPPING 放假時我會
T Skinny Dipping 獨立搖滾
Skinny dipping in the dark 在暗里裸泳
2 spied V.spy的過去式
vt. 偵察；發現；暗中監視
vi. 偵察；當間諜
n. 間諜；密探
eg：The agent spied for East Germany for more than twenty years.
該特工為東德從事了二十多年的間諜活動。
短語
Spy Game 間諜游戲 ; 特務游戲 ; 間諜游戲專輯 ; 特工游戲
WATCH SPY 探表 ; 飾尚
Remote Spy 遠程間諜 ; 遠程消息監視程序 ; 近程特務
City Spy 城市特務 ; 阿鶴作品
Spy School 臥底學園
Love Spy 愛的間諜 ; 愛的 ; 間諜 ; 情諜
Spy Papa 間諜爸爸
Eye Spy 變換的視角 ; 愛思柏 ; 眼間諜 ; 間諜眼
Spy girl 間諜女孩 ; 間碟女孩 ; 間諜小妖精 ; 北韓諜女
3 bottom
n. 底部；末端；臀部；盡頭
adj. 底部的
vt. 裝底；測量深淺；查明真相
vi. 到達底部；建立基礎
eg：He sat at the bottom of the stairs.
他坐在樓梯底部。
短語
bottom line 底線 ; 最低限度 ; 盈虧一覽結算線 ; 總之
bottom plate 下托板 ; [建] 底板 ; 下固定板 ; [建] 船底板
Nick Bottom 尼克·博特姆
bottom price 最低價 ; 底價 ; [金融] 底盤 ; 底債
bottom filler 質腹 ; 底部填充物 ; 鞋底填充物 ; 填心
bottom leather 底革 ; 皮革類英語
bottom clearance 頂隙 ; 底部凈距 ; 徑向間隙 ; 底隙
rib bottom 羅紋下擺 ; 螺紋下擺 ; 羅紋
Bottom Bracket 中軸 ; 五通管 ; 軸承架 ; 底托架
本文地址：http://www.autochemexpert.com/writing/humor/8428.html
相關文章
-
英漢雙語笑話：Creative 創造性
Creative Applying for my first job, I realized I had to be creative in listing my few qualifications. Asked about additional schooling and training, I answered truthfully that I had spent thr...
2018-10-29 英語笑話 -
The RazorSeller
A fellow in a markettown， Most musical， cried razors up and down，And offer'd twelve for eighteenpence： Which certainly seem'd wondrous cheap， And for the money quite a heap， As every man would bu...
2018-12-27 英語笑話 -
Sick Leave
I urgently needed a few days off work. But I knew the Boss would not allow me to take leave. I thought that maybe if I acted "Crazy," then he would tell me to take a few...
2018-11-20 英語笑話 -
趣味圖片英語笑話：hard drive 硬盤（雙語）
what is this secret room you've got in here?你在這個秘密的房間得到了什么？glimpses from the history of porn storage瞥一眼儲藏色情的歷史i'll just borrow you external hard drive for a moment ......
2018-11-02 英語笑話 -
趣味圖片英語笑話：kids 孩子（雙語）
We leave you kids alone for 12 years and this is what happens!我們不管孩子你們12年,會發生什么! 更多 英語笑話、英語小笑話、英文笑話、英語幽默小故事 相關文章和資料，請繼續關...
2018-11-06 英語笑話 -
Lawyer Joke(21)
A man goes to see his lawyer to prepare his will. At the first meeting，the lawyer takes all the information down，and sends the man home，telling him to come see him again in two weeks. Two weeks l...
2018-12-31 英語笑話 -
Finding accountants
A businessman tells his friend that his company is looking for a new accountant. His friend asks， “Didn't your company hire a new accountant a few weeks ago？” The businessman replies， “T...
2018-12-10 英語笑話 -
外部采購工作的談判--雙語幽默漫畫
“i'm here to talk to you about outsourcing.i have 15,000 friends who are willing to work for fish and blankets!”－我想跟你談談外部采購問題。我有15000個朋友，他們愿意為魚和毯子工作。...
2018-10-30 英語笑話 -
美國老外打碎中國碗后
爆笑英語：ten dollar 美國老外打碎中國碗后 有一戶華人在美國開了一家中國餐廳，爸爸管賬，兒子跑堂，媽媽掌廚。 一天，餐廳里來了一個老外。兒子見他一個人用餐，就向他推薦了一碗牛肉面。沒想到熱騰騰的面燙了...
2018-12-25 英語笑話
