外國最新英語幽默笑話精粹312：我會把您背下去(中英)
My 15一year一old son came bounding in from school and found me in bed. "Don' t you feel well，Mom?” he asked with concern. "No, I don't,” I said.
我十五歲的兒子連跑帶顛地跑回家里發現我躺在床上。“媽媽，您覺得不舒服嗎?”他關心地問。“是的，我有點不舒服:”我說。
"Well, don't you worry about dinner," he reassured me "I'll carry you down to the stoves”
“那么，您別擔心晚飯了:”他安慰我說:“我可以把你背到樓下的爐灶前去。”
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