知行哈哈糖英語笑話之生活篇42：New business was opening 開業大吉（中英+）
A new business was opening ... and one of the owner's friends wanted to send him flowers for the occasion.
新公司開業了，開業典禮上，經理的一個朋友送他一個花籃。
They arrived at the new business site and the owner read the card,.... "Rest in Peace."
經理高聲朗讀著花籃上的賀卡：“安息吧。”
The owner was angry and called the florist to complain.
經理生氣極了，打電話找來賣花的人要質問他是怎么回事。
After he had told the florist of the obvious mistake and how angry he was, the florist replied, "Sir, I'm really sorry for the mistake, but rather than getting angry, you should imagine this: somewhere, there is a funeral taking place today, and they have flowers with a note saying, ..
花店老板來了，看到這個明顯的錯誤和經理氣急敗壞的樣子，他說：“我真得很抱歉。但是與其這么生氣，你倒不如這樣想：有另外一個地方，今天要舉辦一個葬禮，他們將會收到一個花籃，
'Congratulations on your new location!'"
留言條上寫著‘恭喜你有了新的歸屬！’”
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