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        知行哈哈糖英語笑話之生活篇41:My mother doesn't look like that 我媽媽不是那樣子的(中英+)

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        While doing renovations in our house,one of the workmen paused to look at a flattering photo of mewearing makeup and a fancy gown.

        在給我們家房子做翻新的時候,一個工人停下手中的活來看我的一張盛裝照片,照片中的我化了妝,穿著名貴的晚禮服。

        I heard him let out a low whistle and ask my son, Joshua,"Who's that?""That's my mom," Joshua answered.

        我聽到他小聲地吹了一聲口哨,然后問我的兒子Joshua,“那人是誰?”“那是我媽”,Joshua回答。

        "Wow," the man said, "my mother doesn't look like that.""Yeah," my son said, "well, neither does mine."

        “哇”,那男人說,“我媽可不是這樣子的”。“可不”,我兒子說,“呃,我媽也不是那樣子的。”

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