英文笑話:The pet store
This woman goes to a pet store to purchase some dog food. She puts the bag of food up on the counter and notices a box full of frogs. She reads the sign on the box……it says……"Snatch Eating Frogs……$20 each （instructions included）"She looks around to see if anybody's watching her and whispers to the man behind the counter…… "I'll take one."He packages up a frog. The woman grabs her dog food and is on her way home. When she gets home， she takes out the instructions and reads them carefully， doing exactly what it says to do.
Take a shower.
Put on some nice smelling perfume.
Put on a very sexy teddy.
Crawl into bed， spread your legs and put the frog down "there".
To her surprise， nothing happens. She thought， perhaps the scent she chose is not appealing to the frog. So， she showers again and tries another perfume. She gets back into bed， puts the frog between her legs and……nothing. She's totally frustrated and pissed off at this point. She reads the instructions again thinking that there might be something she overlooked. At the bottom of the paper is says， "If you have any problems or questions， please call the pet store."
So， she does. The man from behind the counter says， "I've had a few complaints earlier today， I'll be right over." After the man got to her house the woman says， "See， I've done everything according to the instructions and the damn thing just sits there."
The man， looking very concerned， picks up the frog， looks directly into its eyes and says， "I'M ONLY GOING TO SHOW
YOU HOW TO DO THIS ONE MORE TIME！"
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