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• 阿里巴巴和四十大盜

  Three men were discussing at a bar about coincidences. The first man said, "my wife was reading 'a tale of two cities' and she gave birth to twins.""That's funny," the secon...

  2018-11-26 英語笑話

• 他就咬我一口我這手都快斷了

  An elderly woman brought her little child to the dentist. She went into the dentist's room and told him:"Please do your job gently because my child is very frightened. He ge...

  2018-11-26 英語笑話

• 雙語笑話 女孩特權（2）

  If you are well dressed, she says you are a playboy 穿得好，說你花心 If you don't, you are a dull boy 邋遢些，缺個心眼 If you are jealous, she says it's bad 吃醋吧，你太狹隘 If yo...

  2018-11-25 英語笑話

• 第1385期圣誕節英語小笑話：Limited Knowledge

  外國媽媽都是這樣拿圣誕老人哄孩子的：你要乖哦，你不乖的話圣誕老人知道后就不會給你送禮物，你做得所有壞事圣誕老人都知道。不過今天，某個小孩將要醒悟了。Limited Knowledge 圣誕老人知識有...

  2018-11-27 英語笑話

• 雙語笑話 What Will Be the Headline

  What Will Be the HeadlineWhen a man in Macon, Ga. , came upon a wild dog attacking a young boy, he quickly grabbed the animal and throttled it with his two hands. A reporter...

  2018-11-26 英語笑話

• [爆笑] 邏輯推理

  　A fourth-grade teacher was giving her pupils a lesson on logic.　　"Here is the situation," she said. "a man is standing up in a boat in the middle of a river, fishing. He...

  2018-11-19 英語笑話

• 26. My water Thinks So

  　　Reading water meters in an unfamiliar part of town, I came upon a house with no number. Then I noticed an elderly man gardenin...

  2018-10-27 英語笑話

• 英語小笑話 - Little Johnny

  Little Johnny kept disrupting his third grade class by regularly letting loud farts. His teacher kept him after school. When she insisted on knowing why he exhibi...

  2019-03-20 英語笑話

• 黑英語(15)

  黑英語―第十五課 無腿先生與魔鼠1.背口訣記單詞 坐在一個armchair（扶手椅） 被抬上樓upstairs（樓上地） 被抬下樓downstairs（樓下地） 魔鼠竄出lair（獸穴） * 贈送一把wheelchair（輪椅） * 不是你的af...

  2018-12-26 英語笑話

• Clean Bible Humor

  　　This door-to-door entrepreneur became rather bored with his job of selling Bibles， so he decided to become a boss， hiring three people to sell Bibles for him. He interviewed three people. The fi...

  2018-12-09 英語笑話