阿里巴巴和四十大盜
Three men were discussing at a bar about coincidences. The first man said, "my wife was reading 'a tale of two cities' and she gave birth to twins."
"That's funny," the second man remarked, "my wife was reading 'the three musketeers' and she gave birth to triplets."
Listening that the third man shouted, "Good God, I have to rush home!"
When asked what the problem was, he exclaimed, "When I left the house, my wife was reading 'Ali baba and the forty Thieves'!!!"
三個男人在酒吧里聊著巧合的事。頭一位說：“我老婆那時在看《雙城記》，然后就生了對雙胞胎。”
“有意思啊，”二一位談論著說，“我老婆那時在看《三個火槍手》，就生了個三胞胎。”
聽到這兒第三位就叫起來了：“我的天哪，我得奔回家去！”
問他出啥事了，他嚷嚷著：“我出門時，我老婆正看《阿里巴巴和四十大盜》呢！”
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