現在我們已經清楚了你的鼻子
A little old lady goes to the doctor ... and says, "Doctor, I have this problem with gas, but it doesn't really bother me too much. They never smell and are always silent. As a matter of fact, I've farted at least 20 times since I've been here in your office. You didn't know I was farting because they don't smell and are silent."
The doctor says, "I see. Here's a prescription. Take these pills 3 times a day for seven days and come back to see me next week."
The next week the lady goes back. "Doctor," she says, "I don't know what the hell you gave me, but now my farts ... although still silent... stink terribly."
The doctor says, "Good! Now that we've cleared up your sinuses, let's start working on your hearing."
一個小老太太去看醫生…說，“醫生，我有個天然氣問題，但它并沒有真正困擾我太多。他們從來沒有聞到，總是沉默。事實上，我放屁了至少20次，因為我已經在你的辦公室。你不知道我在放屁，因為他們沒有氣味和聲音。”醫生說，“我看。這是你的處方。一天吃3次為七天，下個星期再來找我。”一星期后老太太。”醫生，”她說，“我不知道你給我吃了什么，現在我放屁…雖然仍然沒有聲音但是很。”醫生說，“好！現在我們已經清楚了你的鼻子，讓我們為你診治聽力。”
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