笑話習(xí)題簿11.1.17
The little girl, as she drank her tea and ate her plum-cake on a velvet lawn under a white-blooming cherry tree, said to her hostess:
"Does your husband drink?"
"Why-er-no, not to excess," was the astonished reply.
"How much does he make?"
"He doesn't work, " said the lady. "He is a capitalist."
"You keep out of debt, I hope?"
"Of course, child. What on earth do you mean by all these impudent questions?"
"Impudent?" said the little girl. "Why, Ma'am, Mother told me to be sure and behave like a lady, and when ladies call at our rooms they always question Mother like that."
一個(gè)住在城東貧民區(qū)的小女孩獲得邀請(qǐng)，參加一位貴婦人為城東貧民區(qū)的孩子們舉行的花園晚會(huì)。
在一棵開(kāi)滿了白色小花兒的櫻桃樹(shù)下，小女孩坐在柔軟的草地上，一邊品嘗著她的茶和梅子蛋糕，一邊對(duì)貴婦人說(shuō)：“你的丈夫酗酒嗎？” “呃，呃，不，他喝得不多。”夫人一臉驚詫。
“他掙多少錢？”
“他不工作，”夫人回答說(shuō)，“他是個(gè)資本家。”
“我希望你們沒(méi)有負(fù)債吧？”
“當(dāng)然沒(méi)有，孩子。你問(wèn)這么些無(wú)禮的問(wèn)題到底是想說(shuō)什么呢？”
“無(wú)禮？”小女孩說(shuō)，“怎么會(huì)呢，夫人？媽媽要我的舉止一定要象夫人們一樣，當(dāng)她們到我們家做客的時(shí)候，她們總是那樣問(wèn)我媽媽的。”
練習(xí):
小女孩為什么會(huì)問(wèn)這么無(wú)禮的問(wèn)題？
答案：
為了表現(xiàn)得像個(gè)大人。
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