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A young woman came back from her honeymoon and called her mother. Mama，I need to see you right away. The mother ran over to her daughter‘s house. The daughter said，Mama I have to leave my husband，I just can’t stay with him. The mother advised her daughter“now look here，your married to him now so you need to stay with him. But mama，he says these things，these things. No matter my dear daughter he is your husband and your place is by his side. But mama，you don‘t understand that he says these things，these. So the mother asked her daughter what things the husband is saying. Mama，he says，wash clothes，cook dinner iron clothes. The mother quickly said，pack your bags，your going back home.
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