God's Child
(Originally in Chinese)
A preschooler asked his mother, "Mom, tomorrow our
teacher is going to ask who my father is. What should I
say?" The mother said, "Just tell her that God is your
father!"The next day, the boy went to school, and the
teacher asked him, "Who is your father?" Scratching his
scalp, the boy could not find an answer to the question.
The teacher asked again, "Who is your father?"The
child confessed, "I used to think that Mr. Smith was
my father. But yesterday my mother told me that I
am the son of another person, and I
cannot remember his name!"
上帝的小孩
有一個上幼稚園的小孩問他媽媽："媽媽，明天老師會問我們，我爸爸是誰，那我應該怎么回答呢？"
媽媽說："那你就說，上帝就是你的爸爸啊！" 隔天他來到學校，
老師問他："你爸爸是誰？"那個小孩在那邊抓頭抓腳，想不出來答案。
老師再問一次："你爸爸到底是誰？"
那個小孩就說："我本來認為我爸爸是史密斯先生，不過昨天我媽媽又說我是另外一個人的兒子，我一下子忘記他的名字了。"
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