A new branch

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A man walks past a beggar on the conner of the street where he works. The beggar holds out his one hand and the man drops a coin into his hand. One day the man walks past the beggar again and notices the beggar is holding out both his hands. He asks:"Why are you holding out both of your hands?" The beggar replies,"You see sir, business is going so well I decided to open another branch."

一家新的分店
一個(gè)人在他工作地點(diǎn)的街角遇到一個(gè)乞丐。乞丐伸出一只手，這個(gè)人給了他一個(gè)硬幣。一天，這個(gè)人又遇到了這個(gè)乞丐，他注意到這次乞丐同時(shí)伸出兩只手。他問(wèn)道：“你為什么要伸出兩只手呢？”乞丐回答道：“你看，先生，我的生意這么好，因此我打算開(kāi)一家分店?！?

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