在超級市場
At the supermarket I noticed an elderly man who seemed to be following me wherever I went. As I moved to each aisle， there he was， smiling at me. Now I was wondering if he was interested in me. At the dairy counter I was checking out the eggs when I felt a tap on my shoulder. Turning around， I saw that it was the same man. “Lady，” he finally said， “you have my shopping cart.”
Notes：
（1） aisle n.超市中兩個貨架之間的走道
（2） dairy n.售牛奶、奶油、雞蛋的柜臺、商店
（3） check out（超市上）付款離開
Exercises：
根據短文選擇正確答案：
① Where did the lady meet the elderly man？
A. at the railway station
B. at a small shop
C. at the supermarket
D. at home
② What was the elderly man doing？
A. He was collecting things he wanted to buy.
B. He was following the lady.
C. He was staring at the lady.
D. He was checking out the eggs.
③ What did the lady think of the man's behavior ？
A. She thought he was mad.
B. She thought he was a strange man.
C. She thought he might attack her.
D. She thought maybe he liked her.
④ From the passage we know that the lady bought_____ .
A. some clothes
B. some bread
C. some drinks
D. some eggs
⑤ Why was the elderly man following the lady？
A. Because he was interested in her.
B. Because he was trying to rob her.
C. Because the lady was using his shopping cart.
D. Because he was mad.
在超級市場
在超市我注意到一位上了年紀的男子好像總在跟著我。我每到一個售貨通道，他就跟我到一個售貨通道，微笑地看著我。我開始想他是不是喜歡上我了。在乳品柜，我正給雞蛋包裝結賬時，有人在我肩上輕拍了一下。我轉過身發現還是那個男子。“女士，”他終于開口說話了，“你用著我的采貨車呢。”
練習參考答案：
①C②B③D④D⑤C
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