初學者愛上英語幽默小笑話36：反擊（中英）
1 .Counterattack
反擊
The German poet Heine was Jewish. Once at a patty a traveler said to him: "I found an island where, to my surprise, there were no Jews or donkeys!"
德國大詩人海涅是猶太人。有一次晚會上，一個旅行家對他說:“我發現了一座島嶼，令我驚奇的是，那個島上竟然沒有猶太人和驢子!”
Henie said calmly: "Well, this defect can only be remedied when you and I together go to the island!"
海涅不動聲色地說:“看來，只有你我一起去那個島上，才會彌補這個缺陷!”
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