初學者愛上英語幽默小笑話37：蕭伯納的智慧（中英）
2.Bernard Shaw's Wisdom
蕭伯納的智慧
In one dinner party, a capitalist eyed bony Bernard Shaw up and down, and said in all seriousness, "Look at your appearance, it really makes people believe that all the British are starving."
在一次宴會上，一個資本家上下打量著瘦骨嶙峋的蕭伯納，一本正經地說:“看看你的模樣，真叫人以為英國人都在挨餓。”
Bernard Shaw, examining the potbellied capitalist, said, "But, I know as soon as I saw you the reason why Britain is suffering from famine."
蕭伯納審視著大腹便便的資本家說:“但是，我一見到你，就知道英國正在鬧饑荒的原因了。”
本文地址：http://www.autochemexpert.com/writing/humor/12855.html
相關文章
-
外國最新英語幽默笑話精粹215：借口(中英)
A fellow bought a new Mercedes and was out on an interstate road for a nice evening drive. The top was down, the breeze was blowing through his hair and he decided to open her up. As the need...
2018-11-01 英語笑話 -
趣味圖片英語笑話：Thor and his hammer 托爾和他的錘子（雙語）
Where have you been all night?你整晚都去哪兒了Shut it ... You're not my mom!閉嘴……你又不是我的媽媽!Thor and his hammer going through a rough patch托爾和他的錘子正經歷著難關 ...
2018-11-06 英語笑話 -
Musician Joke(9)
The choir had just come out of rehearsal.“Am I to assume that you do a lot of singing at home？”Mr. Harris asked a fellow choir member，David Grey.“Yes，I sing a lot. I use my voice just to kill...
2019-01-02 英語笑話 -
Drum jokes
Q： Why do drummers have a half ounce more brains than horses？ A： So they don't disgrace themselves at the parade. Q： How do you know if there is a percussionist at the door？ A： The knocking...
2018-12-10 英語笑話 -
圣誕節英語小笑話：Limited Knowledge 圣誕老人知識有限(雙語)
外國媽媽都是這樣拿圣誕老人哄孩子的：你要乖哦，你不乖的話圣誕老人知道后就不會給你送禮物，你做得所有壞事圣誕老人都知道。不過今天，某個小孩將要醒悟了。limited knowledge 圣誕老人知識有限as we were puttin...
2018-10-30 英語笑話 -
自相矛盾的話語--雙語幽默漫畫
"We need to form a conflict-resolution team to settle the dispute over who should be closen for our conflict-resolution team."我們應該成立一個爭議解決小組來解決“誰應被派到爭議解決小組中去”...
2018-10-30 英語笑話 -
第74期雙語笑話加練習題 不能讓他跑了
A male crab met a female crab and asked her to marry him. She noticed that he was walking straight instead of sideways. Wow, she thought, this crab is really special. I can&...
2018-11-28 英語笑話 -
Family Joke(55)
A small girl sat in front of the television watching a news program on teenage run away.“Mommy，”she asked.“Why do people run away？”The mother thought for a moment about the numerous reasons...
2018-12-29 英語笑話 -
Lawyer Joke(31)
A man requires surgery to remove his left leg. He consults with the surgeon；plans are made for surgery the next morning. Morning comes and the Surgeon arrives still intoxicated from a night on...
2018-12-31 英語笑話
