世界上最強的中國式英文
1.we two who and who？ 咱倆誰跟誰阿
2.how are you ？ how old are you？ 怎么是你，怎么老是你？
3.you don't bird me，I don't bird you 你不鳥我，我也不鳥你
4.you have seed I will give you some color to see see， brothers ！
together up ！ 你有種，我要給你點顏色瞧瞧，兄弟們，一起上！
5.hello everybody！ if you have something to say，then say！if you have nothing to say，go home?。?有事起奏，無事退朝
6.you me you me 彼此彼此
7.You Give Me Stop?。?你給我站??！
8.know is know noknow is noknow 知之為知之，不知為不知……
9.WATCH SISTER 表妹
10.dragon born dragon，chicken born chicken，mouse'son can make hole！！
龍生龍，鳳生鳳，老鼠的兒子會打洞！
11.American Chinese not enough 美中不足
12.one car come one car go ，two car pengpeng，people die 車禍現場描述
13.heart flower angry open 心花怒放
14.go past no mistake past 走過路過，不要錯過
15.小明：I am sorry！ 老外：I am sorry too！
小明：I am sorry three！ 老外：What are you sorry for？
小明：I am sorry five！
16.If you want money，I have no； if you want life，I have one！
要錢沒有，要命一條
17.I call Li old big. toyear 25. 我叫李老大，今年25.
18.you have two down son.你有兩下
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