超速行駛的理由:讓風吹干我的汽車

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惠靈頓：一個新西蘭男人以超過法定速度的兩倍開車而被拘，他的理由是需要加大油門好讓風吹干他的汽車。37歲的羅杰。丹尼爾以每小時120公里的速度在限速50公里的新西蘭北部城鎮璜加雷一帶開車被逮住后給出了這么一個新奇的理由，《主權郵報》報道。"汽車后部濕了，我想用這種方法來代替擦干它，"他對警方說道。而這一解釋并沒有給警方留下好印象，他被罰款191美元，吊扣行駛執照6個月。WELLINGTON （Reuters） - A New Zealand man caught driving at more than twice the legal speed limit claimed he needed to step on the gas in order to blow-dry his car. Roger Daniel， 37， offered the novel excuse after he was nabbed traveling at over 120 kilometers per hour in a 50 kph zone in the northern town of Whangarei， the DominionPost newspaper reported. "I have a bad back and just thought I would do that instead of having to chamois it dry，" he told police. The explanation failed to impress： Daniel was fined $191 and had his licence suspended for six months.

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