最經典的中國式英語
Good good study， day day up.
I'm a scamp，I'm afraid of whom
no three no four
We are brothers，who and who
You are who？？
Give you some color to see see.
I brother
you are black new new
root you duck dead knock~~~~~~
people moutain people sea
horse horse tiger tiger
old three old four……
one word is out， four horses cannot chase……
save man one life， betther than building up 7-floor tower
riding a donkey reading play ， go and see
one road with windd
wait wait……
Are you serious？
No，I m kidding
I ll show you some color！
Birthday happy！！
eight seven four！~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
YOU LOVE I？
as stong as a cow
I m in China
――王志郅在美國對觀眾說的
down half body consider
up half body write
――下半身思考
Want money no have
要 錢 沒 有
Want life have one
要 命 有 一條
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