英文竟能說得如此搞笑
小明上英文課時跟老師說：May I go to the toilet? 老師說：Go ahead. 小明就坐了下來。過了一會兒，小明又跟老師說：
May I go to the toilet? 老師說：Go ahead. 小明又坐了下來。他旁邊的同學于是忍不住問：你不是跟老師說要上廁所嗎？怎么不去？
小明說：你沒聽老師說“去你個頭”啊！
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一對熱戀中的男女。女生非常沒有安全感，于是對著男友說：“SAY I LOVE YOU!! SAY IT! SAY IT! SAY IT!”
男的答道：“IT!”
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一位在美的留學生，想要考國際駕照。在考試時因為過于緊張，看到地上標線是向左轉。
他不放心的問道:turn left？
監考官回答：right。于是他立刻向右轉……
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某人刻苦學習英語，終有小成。一日上街不慎與一老外相撞，忙說：I am sorry。
老外應道：I am sorry too。
某人聽后又道：I am sorry three。
老外不解，問：What are you sorry for? 某人無奈，道：I am sorry five。
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