朱莉葉的睡前禱告詞
Bedtime Prayers
Julie was saying her bedtime prayers. "Please God," she said, "Make Naples the capital of Italy. Make Naples the capital of Italy."
Her mother interrupted and said, "Julie, why do you want God to make Naples the capital of Italy?"
And Julie replied, "Because that's what I put in my geography exam!"
NOTE:
bedtime prayers 睡前禱告
Make Naples the capital of Italy 讓那不勒斯成為意大利的首都吧
Make + do sth 是使什么什么怎么樣的意思
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