夢中的幸福
Happiness in Dream
There was a wife who told her husband, "Last night I dreamed you bought me a mink coat and a diamond ring."
The husband put down his newspaper and said, "Fine! Tonight go back to sleep and wear them."
夢中的幸福
妻子告訴丈夫說：“昨天晚上我夢見你給我買了一件裘皮大衣和一個鉆石戒指。”
丈夫放下手中的報紙說：“好啊！今晚再睡著時，你就穿戴上它們吧。”
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