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          Too Smart for Dad

          "Young man," said the angry father from the head of stairs, "didn't I hear the clock strike four when you brought my daughter in?"

          "You did," admitted the boyfriend, "it was going to strike eleven , but I grabbed it and held the gong so it wouldn't disturb you."

          The father muttered, "Wonder why I didn't think of that one in my courting days!"

          青出于藍

          “小伙子,”父親在樓梯口板著臉說道,“鬧鐘敲了四下,你才把我女兒帶回來,我沒聽錯吧?”

          “是的,”男孩承認說,“鬧鐘本來是要敲11下,但我拽住了鐘擺,以免影響您。”

          父親低咕道:“奇怪,我談戀愛時怎么沒想到這一著呢!”

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