可能更糟
Be Much Worse
Policeman: Why didn't you shout for help when you were robbed of your watch?
Man: If I had opened my mouth, they'd have found my four gold teeth. That would be much worse.
可能更糟
警察：當你的手表被搶的時候，你為什么不大聲喊叫呢？
男士：如果我張嘴喊叫，他們就會發現我的四顆金牙。那樣情況就更糟了！
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