Idiots Joke(58)
A man was sitting besides a lady in the plane when he started to sneeze irritably. The lady was trying to endure it but when the man seems unperturbed，she nudged him and says“Mr.，don‘t you have etiquette？You’ve been sneezing and can‘t even say excuse me”
The man got angry and replied“how can you ask me if I have‘AIR TICKET’if I don‘t have one，would I be on this flight？”
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