手機版

        I Want Her to go Nuts

        閱讀 :

          Mrs. Flinders decided to have her portrait painted. She told the artist, "Paint me with diamond earrings, a diamond necklace, emerald bracelets and a ruby pendant."

          "But you're not wearing any of those things."

          "I know," said Mrs. Flinders." It's in case I should die before my husband. I'm sure he'd remarry right away, and I want her to go nuts looking for the jewelry."

          Notes:

         ?。?) to have her portrait painted讓人給她畫像 to have sth done.要(讓)別人做某事

         ?。?) portrait n.肖像

          (3) earring n. 耳環

          (4) emerald n.祖母綠

          (5) bracelets n.手鐲

          (6) ruby n.紅寶石

         ?。?) pendant n.垂環

         ?。?) go nuts = go mad發瘋

        更多 英語笑話英語小笑話、英文笑話、英語幽默小故事,請繼續關注 英語作文大全

        幽默 笑話
        本文標題:I Want Her to go Nuts - 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事
        本文地址:http://www.autochemexpert.com/writing/humor/75505.html

        上一篇:An Ad 下一篇:Easy or Not

        相關文章

        • 英語幽默 -Airplane Conversation

          A stranger was seated next to Little Johnny on the plane when the stranger turned to the Little Johnny and said, "Let's talk. I've heard that flights will go quicke...

          2019-03-19 英語笑話
        • Judges Joke(6)

            Judge:Haven‘t I seen you before?  Man:Yes,Your Honor. I taught your daughter how to play the drums. Judge:Twenty years!更多 英語笑話、英語小笑話、英文笑話、英語幽默小故事,請繼續關注 英語作文大全幽...

          2018-12-31 英語笑話
        • Judges Joke(11)

            What did the judge say when a skunk entered the courtroom?  Answer:Odor,Odor in the court?。。「?英語笑話、英語小笑話、英文笑話、英語幽默小故事,請繼續關注 英語作文大全幽默 笑話...

          2018-12-31 英語笑話
        • 英語幽默小故事帶翻譯:A penny pincher 守財奴(中英雙語)

          148. A penny pincher148.守財奴There was once a large,fat woman who had a small,thin husband. He had a job in a big company and was given his weekly wages every Friday e...

          2018-11-03 英語笑話
        • 英漢雙語笑話集錦1-bilingual joke collection one

          I Wasn't Asleep   When a group of women got on the car, every seat was already occupied. The conductor noticed a man who seemed to be asleep, and fearing he might miss h...

          2018-11-22 英語笑話
        • 不同的聽眾

          A Different Kind Of Audience Al Smith was governor of New York State. He was a famous man. He was born very poor on the East Side of New York City. He had little education. He worked very hard and won g...

          2019-01-18 英語笑話
        • 英語笑話笑死人不償命25: 老年是人生的第二個童年期嗎(雙語)

          Is This What They Mean by Second Childhood老年是人生的第二個童年期嗎?An old man sees a little boy sitting on a curb, crying.一位老人看見一個小男孩坐在路旁號啕大哭。"What's the matter, little...

          2018-10-31 英語笑話
        • 英漢雙語笑話 I LOST 我輸了

          It was at a five o’clock tea. A young man came to the hostess to apologize for his lateness. “So good of you to come, Mr.Jones,and where is your brother?” “You see we're very...

          2018-11-24 英語笑話
        • 生動有趣的地方色彩:解讀美國50州座右銘 一

            alabama: yes, we have electricity  阿拉巴馬州:是的,我們有電!  alaska: 11,623 eskimos can't be wrong!  阿拉斯加州:一萬一千六百...

          2018-10-29 英語笑話
        • 每日一笑(12.14)

          How much does it cost? 花多少錢? On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some of the rules: "The female dormitory will be out-of...

          2018-11-18 英語笑話
        你可能感興趣
        主站蜘蛛池模板: 阳信县| 稷山县| 南丹县| 广宗县| 隆尧县| 清流县| 合川市| 溧阳市| 休宁县| 轮台县| 铁力市| 西贡区| 会宁县| 彰化县| 黔东| 吉木萨尔县| 鄱阳县| 淮阳县| 建平县| 甘孜| 成都市| 庐江县| 涟水县| 寻甸| 德兴市| 伊通| 铜陵市| 兰坪| 高安市| 琼中| 赣榆县| 浦县| 海兴县| 湖州市| 宁明县| 乐山市| 隆昌县| 博罗县| 陆川县| 徐闻县| 济阳县|