每日一笑(12.14)
How much does it cost?
花多少錢?
On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students,
pointing out some of the rules: "The female dormitory will be
out-of-bounds for all male students, and the male dormitory to
the female students. Anybody caught breaking this rule will be
fined $20 the first time." He continued: "Anybody caught
breaking this rule the second time will be fined $60. Being
caught a third time will incur a hefty fine of $180. Are there
any questions?" At this point, a male student in the crowd inquired:
"How much for a season pass?"
在上大學(xué)的第一天，院長(zhǎng)向?qū)W生發(fā)表演說,說明一些規(guī)則: "女生的宿舍將會(huì)是所有的男生的禁區(qū),男生宿舍對(duì)女生也是禁區(qū)。任何打破這一條規(guī)則的人第一次將會(huì)被罰款20美元。"他繼續(xù)說: "任何人第二次被發(fā)現(xiàn)打破這條規(guī)則將會(huì)被罰款60美元.第三次被發(fā)現(xiàn)的將會(huì)招致180美元的重罰.有任何問題嗎?" 此時(shí),一位男生問: "那么進(jìn)去3個(gè)月要花多少錢?
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