每日一笑(12.13)
Difference
男人女人的區別
"If you tell a man anything, it goes in at one ear and out at
the other." she remarked.
"And if you tell a woman anything," he countered, "it goes in
at both ears and out of her mouth."
女人說：“你告訴男人一件事，他一個耳朵進，一個耳朵出。”
男人回敬說：“你告訴女人一件事，她兩個耳朵進，再從嘴巴里出。”
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