雙語 笑話 蒼蠅和湯的故事匯總
Customer: Waiter, there’s a fly in my soup.
Waiter: That’s all right, Sir, he won’t drink much.
顧客：服務員，我的湯里有只蒼蠅。
服務員：沒關系的，先生。它喝不了多少湯。02.
Customer: Waiter, there is a fly in my soup.
Waiter: I’m sorry sir, I didn’t know that you are vegetarian.
顧客：服務員，我的湯里有只蒼蠅。
服務員：對不起，先生。我不知道你是吃素的。03.
Customer: Waiter, there’s a fly swimming in my soup.
Waiter: So what do you expect me to do, call a lifeguard?
顧客：服務員，我的湯里有只蒼蠅在游泳。
服務員：你想要我怎么辦，要叫救生員嗎？04.
Customer: Waiter, there’s a dead fly in my soup.
Waiter: Yes Sir, he is not a very good swimmer.
顧客：服務員，我的湯里有只死蒼蠅。
服務員：知道了，先生。這只蒼蠅不太擅長游泳。05.
Customer: Waiter, there’s a dead fly in my soup.
Waiter: What do you expect for $1— a live one?
顧客：服務員，我的湯里有只死蒼蠅。
服務員：你一美元還想要什么——要只活的？ 06.
Customer: Waiter, what’s the meaning of this fly in my soup?
Waiter: I wouldn’t know, Sir. I’m a waiter, not a fortune teller.
顧客：服務員，我湯里的這只蒼蠅意味著什么？
服務員：我不知道，先生，我是服務員，不是算命的。歡迎來論壇討論更多：
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